I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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