Dual....:-)
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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