did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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