Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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