So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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