Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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