I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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