sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You are the jesus of drinking
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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