Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
