I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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