She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
