do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
