Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize