i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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