A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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