In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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