Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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