VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Can I color on your dick again?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
