how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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