what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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