the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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