my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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