no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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