Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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