pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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