my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
