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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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