Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
