Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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