Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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