Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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