this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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