This is not my ceiling
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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