its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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