Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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