you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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