it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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