The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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