i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I enjoy the company of your penis
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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