just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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