i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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