"it" just moved
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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