Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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