he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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