I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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