Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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