I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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