ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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