how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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