why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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