he told me I talked like a deaf person
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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