Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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