They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
farters have to be the big spoon...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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