My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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