So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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