You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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